“Is Santa Real?”
This burning question from a five year old. Instead of waiting Eli answers his own question. “Santa is dead.”
Ah, uh, okay. That is rather morbid.
“Santa is dead because last year I wasn’t good and I still got presents. If Santa was still alive, he wouldn’t bring me presents because I wasn’t good.”
Hmm. Interesting.
It kinds of continues the conversation from last year with this statement, “I wasn’t good this year but Santa still brought me presents.” We chuckled at this four year old’s statement.
So this year we are even more baffled? Maybe, a lump of coal this year would make him believe Santa IS real? I’m sure “Santa” is considering that possibility right now.
Oh, yeah, and I apologize to any parents in his preschool class. He has been having arguments with kids about this very subject.
SANTAS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!